Jason Hirschhorn: "Wouldn't it be cool if the psychiatrist worked like a SUBWAY rewards card. You get points for every revelation. Parent issues. 10 points. Trust issues. 5 points. Friendship issues. 5 points. Work issues. 2 points, etc. I'd be sitting next to WOODY ALLEN in the first class platinum waiting room. Free sessions as far as the id, ego and super-ego could see after about a year..."